Smells like shit

Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.

Also an all encompassing insult

1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...

by Milli Vanilli May 16, 2006

Sweating like a whore in church

Sweating a whole lot, most likelly out of nervousness.

Did you see Jamie when he had to make his presentation? He was sweating like a whore in church!!

by Incendia Lupus November 3, 2008

Wrong like the air in Hong Kong

Due to the high pollution levels in Hong Kong, the phrase "wrong like the air in Hong Kong" is used to describe a situation or state of well being that exhibits an air of unhealthiness.

The former British colony is affected by two sources of air pollution. One is local street level pollution, emitted primarily by diesel vehicles. The second is regional smog, caused by a combination of pollutants from motor vehicles, industry and power plants both in Hong Kong and the Pearl River Delta region.

The Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Government gives high priority to controlling both street level air pollution and smog; however, it still remains "wrong like the air!"

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?

Friend 2: Wrong like the air in Hong Kong!

Friend 3: What happened at that party?

Friend 4: It was Hong Kong! Wrong like the air!

by Phillip W Evans December 6, 2006

deep like kelly

A phrase used when talking to a batter in baseball. To encourage your player to hit a homerun....you yell to them "go deep like Kelly." Kelly refers to Jim Kelly throwing to a deep ball to Andre Reed.

Hey, Will...Go deep like Kelly

by Derek Craig May 14, 2007

pimpin like the hair on marge simpson

way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.

"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"

by michael achuta January 9, 2008

tastes like cum

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008

Peed like a girl

When you enter enter a restroom with the intent to poop, but for whatever reason cannot push it out.

Guy 1: Dude, weren't you just in the shitter for like ten minutes, it doesn't stink at all.

Guy 2: Yea, nothin happened.

Guy 1: Oh, so you peed like a girl?

by xIlluzionx January 20, 2009