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johny applesteed 

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar
God there's johny AppleSteed
johny applesteed by His daddy January 25, 2018
A guy who typically resembles a q-tip. Drives a mini van who's name is randy
I wanna fuck a jonny
Jonny by ABasicBitchNamedMak January 30, 2018

Jonny Pryde 

Typically a fuckboy who works at Texas Roadhouse and is known for fighting all his friends and not paying off bets. No one wants to be a jonny pryde
Tony - "hey danny wanna bet $5 on game"

Danny - "yeah as long as you aren't a jonny pryde about it"
The short version of "Jonathan".
Mostly used to describe black people who like to eat "fufu".
Men, this dude is a real Jonny.

He is always trying to steal my fufu.
Jonny by Helloitisdima May 6, 2018

jonny test 

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting
man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady
jonny test by Matt.rac May 7, 2018
A condom to fuck fat girls. Especially fat latinas.
That pussy used a jonny on a phat latina.
Jonny by suckyanan May 9, 2018