Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

Fall job

Blow job while skydiving

Had the option to go tandem or do a fall job; i chose the fall job.

by Kateplus8 August 8, 2017

wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.

by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 17, 2017

Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

Stoff Job

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.

Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.

by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

Spirit Job

The act of receiving oral sex while under the influence of heavy psychedelics, particularly dmt...

Sally gave me the most peculiar spirit job last night!! It was not of this world!!

by The r00ster June 20, 2018