Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

Girls who eat carrots 

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot can be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..

Guy 1: You think those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritans are to prude. Those are the kind of girls who EAT carrots, if you know what I mean.

Girls who eat carrots by Hellnose March 13, 2021

wot does tigers eat? 

Description or exclamation of stupid speech or actions. An error message. A subtle way to let someone know, they're stupid.

"I think the Pope is a Muslim."
Reply: "Wot does tigers eat?"

wot does tigers eat? by K spec May 30, 2006

We eat our own dog-food 

This is a fairly new expression used in business and it means that we do what we say you should do.

If we teach that you should create a business plan each year and we follow our own teachings; then "we eat our own dog-food."

We eat our own dog-food by USL Top Dog November 19, 2010

jimmy eat world 

a myth about a young man named jimmy who one day became so famished that he ate the world....there is a half decent band who named themselves after this legendary myth.

"(jimmy) shit im hungry, i think i'll eat the world"

jimmy eat world by guitarded May 13, 2005

Netflix and eat food

Just like Netflix and chill but your watching Netflix while she sucks you off

Hey trista wanna watch Netflix and eat food

Netflix and eat food by 69Bananna69 August 6, 2015

I eat poop 69 

A random retard that's obsessed with urban dictionary and hates pokimane lol

I eat poop 69 is an urban dictionary user that hates pokimane and is very active

I eat poop 69 by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022