When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.
by Hashtagthecreepyguy April 19, 2019
A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.
My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭
by JoeyBomm May 09, 2020
Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.
Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.
Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!
by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013
A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013
by dicktionairist June 14, 2015
The act of using flamable liquid to draw a cock upon a neighbor's lawn, followed by lighting it on fire, thus producing a flaming, lit cock.
by d.evil August 05, 2009
by Bradford, PA March 09, 2011