Cock Doctor

A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.

A guy winking at his own reflection....COCK DOCTOR!

by Mishka81 February 5, 2010

cock light

The act of using flamable liquid to draw a cock upon a neighbor's lawn, followed by lighting it on fire, thus producing a flaming, lit cock.

get the lighter fluid, were going to cock light the neighbors yard.

by d.evil August 4, 2009

Cock Tuesday

n. a holiday, origins unknown

Cock Tuesday is celebrated on the first and third Tuesday of each month by males around the world. It has gained acceptance in France and Belgium. The day is celebrated by proudly displaying ones cock in a place where all can see. In the office, for example, the water cooler area would be best. Cock Tuesday is slowly gaining acceptance in the U.S especially on the internet on such sites as Myspace and Facebook. Actual cocks should not be displayed but only pictures of cocks. Displaying an actual cock to the workplace could be considered inappropriate.

ex. Have a happy Cock Tuesday

ex. For Cock Tuesday, Tom proudly wore his cock fighter shirt to work.

by theropingeffect January 6, 2010

Cock Hopper

Someone who hops from cock to cock because they're insecure with themselves. They also think they need this attention, because there is something deeply troubled with them.

John Doyle is a cock hopper.

by mynameisNOTtom September 5, 2010

cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?

Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

Cock Space

The space between one man's cock and another man's cock. If said space becomes shorter than a known standard, this is known as a violation. When in doubt, go back to back with guns.

Man A: "Do you mind if i stand facing you with less than 2 inches between our cocks?"

Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."

Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"

Man B: "Right on."

by Oats1987 June 11, 2011