son of a cheese

Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.

*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*

John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"

by Phaidan October 24, 2006

cheese pube

When a person is eating something with warm cheese and there is a string like dangling remain of dried cheese that is in the form of a pubic hair.

Donna you have a cheese pube hanging from your chin. What were you eating pizza?

by Dome llano March 18, 2014

gamer cheese

Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.

God: Man I sure am hungry.

The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.

God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.

The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.

by TimmusA1 May 31, 2019

scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

cheese umbrella

The act of pouring a bucket of puss down on a busy street hitting people with umbrellas.

Shit babe! I got cheese umbrella' today!

by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016

kicking cheese

Just chilling, jamming, meeting women.

Michael: Mate, what you doing?
Scott: Just kicking cheese.

by alibaba92 March 3, 2011

Mozzarella Cheese

A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.

Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.

Guy2:Nice man, nice!

Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.

Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?

Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.

by OrangleGlowGo July 13, 2011