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a person or thing that lies so much, that you can't tell when they're telling the truth anymore. if someone or something is a lima bean, they don't wear pants for every time they do, the pants catch fire due to all the lies.
Geez, Michelle was telling me a story last night & you could tell it was al bullshit.. she's such a lima bean!
lima bean by hullaballoo(: January 16, 2011
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Green Bean

An environmetally friendly person of hispanic decent.
Hey, look at that Green Bean recycling all those cans! He sure must care about the environment!
Green Bean by Jeeepers August 9, 2010

Serial Bean Flicker 

A man(or woman) who has flicked and will flick abundant amount of beans over the course of their life.
Man, have you heard about that guy Glazebrook? I heard he's the serial bean flicker on campus.

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

Mexican Bean Feast 

A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.

To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.
Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so

Dirty Little Bean Boy 

A short Mexican boy or man. Often unsightly and full of acne.
Me: Hey Auggie have you seen the dirty little bean boy?

Auggie: No, I think Harley’s at home faking a flu.
Dirty Little Bean Boy by JAGERTHO October 7, 2019