Malcom

He is a great man & I love him so fucking much as the father of my child

Hey I seen malcom at the park with his daughter kianna

Malcom by Mjisjordan August 22, 2021

assplosion 

The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.

We can't go to that Wendey's again because of the assplosion of 2011.

assplosion by urbanparker May 4, 2015

Chineyman 

Term used for a male of Asian decent or origin.

John is a Chineyman. He's from Korea or somewhere.

Chineyman by unstable bob August 10, 2017

That'll Show Them 

Sarcastic phrase the receiver of a threat says when someone threatens to do something whereby their threats are deemed to be better off for the receiver of the threat.

Muslims: We muslims will boycott Europe if you do not comply with Sharia law!

Receiver: Yeah, that'll show them!

Woman: We will strip naked to protest the patriarchy!

Men: Yeah that'll show them!

That'll Show Them by Jeronleow May 29, 2018

Bingley Time 

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

Bingley Time by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Tard Motel 

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

Tard Motel by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Wenis man 

Wenis man or wenis boy, typically a moms boyfriend that won't get on the "scary" rides with you at the fair/carnival, acts like a weenie boy and usually gets kicked on the floor afterwards.

You little wenis boy! Too scared to get on the big rides are you? Don't wanna go upside-down? WENIS MAN WENIS MAN.

Wenis man by ThunderNoodle June 19, 2021