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vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.
by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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Sucking the dick

Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.
Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
by LeilaSP March 21, 2019
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Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
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Dick

What girls eat
Olivia-did u eat his dick last night
Frankie-yea I choked 3 times
by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019
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Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.
Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.
by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017
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Dick whipped

The act of pistol whipping a man's penis.
Kris fucked around with the wrong guy the ther day and got dick whipped.
by Tripdrip October 10, 2020
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