When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 6, 2022

by Poweroffire July 5, 2022

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....
by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019

by yungcashfuckingcarti May 3, 2018

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble
Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?
No
Well you got a bike, just do it
No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
No
Well you got a bike, just do it
No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"
by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021
