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vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long
by Purple haze May 23, 2016
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Dick whipper

noun _dick whipper(s)
A male who engages in many sexual activity with many different people in a short amount of time.

A male who engages in sexual activity with a large number of people, occasionally simultaneously.

it refers to a guy always whipping out his penis to have sexual activity with other people.
Glen Quagmire from family guy is a dick whipper.

You shouldn't date him, i hear he a dick whipper.

dude your such a dick whipper!! how could you sleep with my girlfriend?!
by Alex Mascari February 24, 2011
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Dicked Over

When someone has completely been screwed.
Person 1: "So, Unity doesn't work anymore."
Person 2: "Yeah, they got completely Dicked Over."
by Spiderthateveryonewantstofuck January 24, 2020
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home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.
by Your main hoes December 19, 2016
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vacation dick

A huge penis that you wouldn't want to use every single day. Its a special occasion thing. Opposite to boyfriend penis/dick.
"I totally got some Vacation Dick last night"
by EIA Revision Group June 17, 2016
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Dick tunnel

When the dick interns the hurry pussy
by Marioqueshalovedick May 11, 2016
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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