dick

could also mean the arm length of an individual

my dick is a tad bit longer than his

by Glory Mandy July 9, 2021

poopy peg dick

This is where the man has his penis pooed on by a significant other, than is rammed up the pooper repeatedly, until some blood comes out. Then, This ass blood, is hardened, and makes a sort of condom, and then fucks said, significant other

Bro, Adam is totally into poopy peg dick!

by Joyland April 9, 2023

Dick murderer

Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you

Don't be a dick murderer

by Scotties funny August 4, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.

Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.

A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"

B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."

by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016

Dick Cheese

The build up of sweat & a woman’s vaginal secretions on the pubic hairs of a man

He didn’t take a bath for 3 days straight and had dick cheese build up from his sneaky link

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Sis before dicks

The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.

Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .

by La Garabato November 20, 2016