Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.
Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...
Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...
by Alexandrum July 20, 2023
Get the go big or suck dickmug. an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.
by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013
Get the dick blistermug. similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
Get the dickness protectionmug. “Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”
by emo mf April 9, 2022
Get the Dick Wadmug. 
by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016
Get the dick wipemug. When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
by Nyrakt45 May 2, 2020
Get the Dick-fishedmug.