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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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fuck

the word used to describe my pet duck
by chairs are cool August 19, 2023
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Fuck

“Fuck”

OMG you said a bad word!!😨
by Fuck is a bad word😅 July 31, 2022
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ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving
Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024
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Fuck Nasty

a word (other than a pronoun) used to identify any person, place, or thing (common noun), or to name a particular person (proper noun).

Someone who is -Well loved teacher by all of the young private school coeds.

Will only go to a restaurant with someone he is fucking.

Won’t hang out with friends any other day than the last Friday of the month.

Snappy dresser.

Giant mongo calves.
Secretly loves the double sided river dong.
Lives a life with too many rules.
Always walking the dog.
FuckNasty’s draconian law is choking MHH!
Don’t be like Fuck Nasty and hang out with us next Tuesday.

I pulled a Fuck Nasty and showed up late because I had to walk the dog.
by Golfisbetter November 27, 2024
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Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
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