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last night!
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When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
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Someone who is -Well loved teacher by all of the young private school coeds.
Will only go to a restaurant with someone he is fucking.
Won’t hang out with friends any other day than the last Friday of the month.
Snappy dresser.
Giant mongo calves.
Secretly loves the double sided river dong.
Lives a life with too many rules.
Always walking the dog.
Someone who is -Well loved teacher by all of the young private school coeds.
Will only go to a restaurant with someone he is fucking.
Won’t hang out with friends any other day than the last Friday of the month.
Snappy dresser.
Giant mongo calves.
Secretly loves the double sided river dong.
Lives a life with too many rules.
Always walking the dog.
FuckNasty’s draconian law is choking MHH!
Don’t be like Fuck Nasty and hang out with us next Tuesday.
I pulled a Fuck Nasty and showed up late because I had to walk the dog.
Don’t be like Fuck Nasty and hang out with us next Tuesday.
I pulled a Fuck Nasty and showed up late because I had to walk the dog.
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Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
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