Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.

Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...

by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019

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Internet

The invention that makes time feel faster but also flat for those born from the Millennial generation (born 1982~1997). Routinely scrolling through social media, working from laptops, and minimal physical changes make many Millennials feel like their days are running in circles. They also don't see many signs that time has passed.

For Millennials, the Internet feels like a double-edged sword—it speeds up time but also makes every day feel the same as the last while scrolling endlessly through social media.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

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internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

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