Felix’s Dad

A Dilf

did you see Felix’s Dad?
yeah hes such a dilf

by SaYmon__ November 21, 2021

lil dad

The word for when you and someone else have both slept with the same person, but not each other.

"Ayyyy I heard that I'm a lil dad with Jay, now that they boinked Ray" --someone who also boinked Ray

by marxybro March 24, 2016

Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022

Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s

I found Jah’s dad

by Champ3214 April 26, 2022

dad

gone

ur dad

by adztjbvc sx May 17, 2022

Dad

The definition of dad is right under this text
( GONE )

"Dad: See ya later bitch"

by The Guy Who Asked May 13, 2022

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019