Dad For The Day

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day
by Chaggot April 17, 2025
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Dad Waters

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
by AllKindzOfGainz March 03, 2020
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daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill
that guy must have a daltons dad
by lego99df54 May 30, 2024
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your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.
Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!
by Kivikallo August 30, 2021
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Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?
A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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VIDEO GAME DAD

Rank 1 Olaf. Tyler1's idol. Best Reinhardt in the entire world. ALL DUDES LOVE HIM! If you see this bodacious man on the rift, do yourself a favour and spread your femboy cheeks early or he will do it against your will. He is immune to all forms of CC. He has also never lost a video game in his entire life.
Nerd: Omg lol I'm vs VIDEO GAME DAD off olaf
Other Nerd: counter point he is literally playing naut top
by miseelise October 01, 2023
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Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
by Noiryx March 03, 2018
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