ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy

hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dina's Dad

One of the greatest men on Earth since Danny Devito. British American guy who is perhaps a rabbi (We'll never know). Probably likes Billie Eyelash or something. We'll never know.

"Is Dina's Dad a rabbi? We'll never know"

by instantnoodlesoup October 7, 2019

Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021

DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen

Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie

by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019

ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure

random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying

by Sadly_f September 21, 2021

Dad

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

by not chris's dad January 19, 2022