Scoot the chair

When a girl rides your dick but only moves back and forth, similar to scooting in a chair.

It must have been this bitch’s first time, cause all she knew how to do was scoot the chair.

That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.

Scoot the chair by Cough-man September 20, 2019

smoothound

A forum whore who is "King of All Things Wrong" and often off-topic. Known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. Occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.

Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)

smoothound by Richard Griffiths May 6, 2005

Smoothicide 

The act committed when an artist ages and loses one's "edge" or sense of cool.

Sting committed smoothicide when he went solo.

Smoothicide by Norman Schlenkmanhopfer April 12, 2008

Smooth Handle 

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

Smooth Handle by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

smoothener 

Another word for the Erase tool in Photoshop. If you're a retard that doesn't have knowledge.

"I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition.

smoothener by CamMartians January 19, 2016

smoothing someone 

The act of sexual intercourse but without the dick going in. It's everything Catholics need to know!

"Did they do it last night?"
"No he was smoothing someone else"

smoothing someone by That's cut September 17, 2018

Smooth operator 

The definition of a smooth operator is Caoilfhinn O Donoghue and Ellen Fitzgerald after exactly 4 pints of orchard thieves

Don’t need to ask he’s a smooth operatorrrrrrr

Smooth operator by Smoothoperator74 June 19, 2023