Simp

Weird ass motherfucker who tries to impress other girls at the expense of his dignity

Chris: Baby you’re my star, my moon, my earth, my universe!
Ashley: Simp!

by gherbo69420 April 16, 2020

Simp

Jared Is simp

Jarid is a simp

by Ledankdoge April 16, 2020

Simp

Simp is someone who always hangs out with women but can never get pussy!

This guy I know named Shawn always hangs out with bitches but never gets the poon! He’s a simp ass nigga

by Colbyryyan April 16, 2020

simp

obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.

“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”

by crackaintsofuckinwack April 16, 2020

simp

timothée chalamet stans

stop tweeting him, simps.

by timmychlamyd1a April 16, 2020

Simp

Shannon Entsminger, who not only puts hoes before bro's, but will go to any extreme involving embarrassment to obtain the slightest amount of attention from a female (usually of high social standing and morale).

Shannon told Kenzie that'd he'd die for her. This was the biggest simp mover ever made by Shannon.

by Anne Frank🤡 April 17, 2020

Simp

What 12 year old boys say when another boy has made interaction with a women in a complimentary way. This is often used to portray the immaturity and child-like personality, so women don’t fall victim for a little bich.

Boy 1: “Here I’ll hold the door for you ma’am”
Boy 2: “AHHAA SIMP. Why don’t you be her doormat as well”

by Boiledburger April 17, 2020