jarid 

an extremely bangin kid from new B mass all the girls wanna do

cute girl: yooo you know jarid
Cute girl2: omg hes so hot
cute girl: yea id let him beat

jarid by cute chick September 9, 2006

Jarid 

1. The reason for why the world turns
2. One who gets all the hoes
3. Wish you were him but arent
4. The illest nigga alive

Bob: Damn man Jarid just took my girl
Rick: Aw damn Jarid?? thats the fourth time this day he's taken your girl

Jarid by Big tygga January 28, 2011

Jarid 

Retard

Jarid is a retard

Jarid by bobbob132 June 22, 2018

Jarid 

Scum of the earth, a peice of shit person who only cares about himself

i would call jarid a piece of shit but shit was once food and it was usefull..

Jarid by jambi2816 June 15, 2019

Jarid 

Jarid is an asshole! He looks like a potato and he works with flowers

Cool guy:is that jarid

Friend:yeah that is him

Cool guy:yeah he is such a losee

Jarid by Coolkid19182647 May 8, 2019

jarid 

best guy that this world will ever know!!!!!

Jarid steals the hearts of women

jarid by themanhimself21 October 29, 2018

Jarid 

The guy who works at subway, a wholesome guy who holds a good moral code but is also an accused sex offender simply because he is too great that people must make up things to make him stoop down to their level.

"On Jah? No, on Jarid."

"Jarid is like an elegant seal, large and lovable."

Jarid by ColintheJew February 27, 2019