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bingo pirate

Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.
Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!

Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
by meandyermom March 9, 2012
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ass pirate

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009
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Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???
Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though
by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023
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hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.
Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
by sassoon May 2, 2011
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Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
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pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
by gerryseeds August 7, 2018
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irate pirate

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018
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