Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

bingo pirate

Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.

Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!

Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.

by meandyermom March 9, 2012

Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty

That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex

by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020

pirate

came from across the seas, none of which were African American

the pirates are here!

by caroline hogan December 7, 2013

Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.

Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

irate pirate

An angry swashbuckler.

He is an irate pirate

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018