All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
Get the Dirty Pirate Hookermug. The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.
by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025
Get the New Teto Piratesmug. 
When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.
"Aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. And his name Aiden. Double fail."
by Broman Polanski February 21, 2014
Get the Emo Pirate Comb-overmug. A Gypsy Pirate is like someone who sails the seas, and belong no-where.
But originally is from India down the line, Hence Gypsy/Roma.
But originally is from India down the line, Hence Gypsy/Roma.
by Prince Roma June 1, 2016
Get the gypsy piratemug. without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.
by Sexydimma October 8, 2014
Get the travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsiesmug. Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye
by littlenis May 1, 2009
Get the Pirate's Eyemug.