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shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.
Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.
by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024
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Gang wank

everyone gets in a circle with there left hand on the person to there lefts dick and use your right hand to beat your own meat. You finish into a cup and the last to finish drinks it
what Did you do today?
I had a gang wank with Leo and jack
by Azsw January 2, 2020
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Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy
'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'
by RogleDin December 12, 2018
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Postie-wank

The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.
Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.
by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023
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wank bank

Alan says i should send him porn for his wank bank
by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023
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Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 7, 2024
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Wank You

by gregben March 13, 2022
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