Grabby-arse-pully monster

Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.

HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.

by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster

our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!

joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt

by yourbroham August 14, 2017

head monster

Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?

Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM

by Your worst nightmare April 7, 2003

Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster

A term to describe faggots

“Look at that Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster over there”

“Ewww”

by DougLmaoLmao September 27, 2021

The Monster

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.

I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.

by OldBallz December 29, 2009

Smoke Monster

Very large mound of pubic hair.

Dude, I can barely see your cock under there! Yeah, time to trim the old smoke monster.

by silksheets May 25, 2010

cookie monster

A gynocologist. These words are only here because "A gynocologist" is too short of a definition.

I hate it when my cookie monster puts those metal things in my cookie.

by The Cookie Monstein March 14, 2005