The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009

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handful-of-jacks

1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book

2. A male getting himself off with his own hand

3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.

1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.

2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.

3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.

by Mister jack Fister January 6, 2009

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face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 9, 2008

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pre-jacking

Jacking off prior to the actual desired ejaculation time - the goal being to cut down the time required when actually finishing the job.

He didn't think she was actually going to do the trick, so he started pre-jacking while she was in the bathroom.

by bestnarcolepsyever March 15, 2009

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Battle Jack

Is when someone masturbating or jack-off in a warzone when theres nothing much to do beside gun-fights.

Soldier 1: "hey dude, have you ever thought about a battle jack?"
Soldier 2: "Are you mad???"
Soldier 1: "Beside, you might be the first kid on the block you know?"

by MasturbAZN February 4, 2009

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