by nftqu33n December 28, 2021
Get the Hellsingmug. Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.
by totallyfreakingcool September 29, 2009
Get the Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weirdmug. A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hill$ong)
Hellsing is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
Get the Hellsingmug. Child Molesters at a new low.
by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003
Get the Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hellmug. From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.
by Supa Genius July 13, 2004
Get the Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!mug. A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
Get the I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell thanmug. The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.
The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.
Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.
Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.
Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*
Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*
by The Major of Millennium September 24, 2013
Get the The Major (Hellsing)mug.