Hipster

Noun: Someone who drinks shitty beer and listens to shitty music while wearing mismatched clothes. All the while trying to be different they all look exactly alike. They are the most harmful when traveling in groups, or "hoards". Hipsters can catch unsuspecting victims off guard by their sheer numbers and intense pretentious snobbery. Alone hipsters are harmless and weak but in large groups they can turn even the nicest hang outs into cesspools.

That hipster can't put his iphone down long enough to enjoy his dirty jeans.

by Joec0ol March 1, 2018

hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

hampster bitch

A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.

Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.

by danythegirl May 15, 2018

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Hipstercrit

A trendy person who jumps on bandwagons just to be popular. Ie a vegan who wears leather or any animal products.

Him: Vegans who wear leather boots and hats don't make sense bro.
Me: Dude that's so Hipstercritical

by Rad Scientist September 24, 2018

Hipster

Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.

That man purse is so hipster of you.

Have you seen jessy''s play shirt? It's so hipster!

by Ellbobski October 2, 2018

Hipster Milk

Something Hostis drinks

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.

by aebso October 5, 2018