Imagine if Voldemort was Australian. Oh wait, you don't have to because this cunt exists.
Nobody likes him and that's why he lost his seat in parliament.
Nobody likes him and that's why he lost his seat in parliament.
by young sheldon funny moments May 13, 2025
The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 13, 2024
by Sean O’Malley December 24, 2020
A person who consistently gets fifth place in his debate tournament. He talks to girls the rest of his friend group hates because she ditched them. However, his savior, EP, came to the rescue and repaired his feelings.
Malakai, "Oh man, Jack Peter Verril is seriously hanging out with Lealih."
Jenny, "No way, that bitach"
Jenny, "No way, that bitach"
by Ellen Parent January 23, 2021
Expresses how interconnected our world is.
Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."
Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
by Howlingcaliper March 08, 2012
A gay friend who just came out of the closet,a good friend to have,a common Zayn Malik fan and loves Lana Rhodes porn,sadly died from ligma due to playing a lot of cod
by Asshat Suiiiiiiiiiiii November 23, 2021
Peter griffin funnies are very funny!!!!!!!!!
by Joe swanson (real) April 25, 2022