I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)
by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh
An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.
Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.
Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.
Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.
Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.
Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017

by Brenthom227 May 3, 2018

yo i was playing this game called halo when i saw they had stolen my Master Chief skin from fortnight
by pourpisfull soap dropper May 22, 2022

slang for wanting to kill and mutilate anyone and everyone in the general vicinity of the speaker
if someone ever says this to you, run.
if someone ever says this to you, run.
by FunLuke February 21, 2024

"Charlie masters" refers to someone who is exceptionally good-looking, muscular, and impressive in appearance. This term describes a person who embodies great physical attractiveness and strength, making a significant impact with their charismatic and striking presence.
by fyroluck August 7, 2024

A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.
by MASTER's Definitions September 22, 2020
