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Tallahassee Turkey Call 

When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.

Cold turkey 

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.
Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.
Cold turkey by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Quad Turkey 

When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.
1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!
Quad Turkey by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022

hanging turkey 

When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."
I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
hanging turkey by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.
Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.
Jizz Turkey by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

Rotten Turkey 

What my farts smell like
My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting
Rotten Turkey by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022