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Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning
Alex just goon spreaded!!
by Yung weej May 12, 2024
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Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.
Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
by romaaw May 13, 2024
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inside-screaming

Noun

Inaudible, long, loud piercing cries expressing extreme emotion or pain that remains inside the head. This is typically employed by equestrians during competitions or practice for mental and emotional relief and good form.
Person 1: You always look so poised and calm when you are on a horse.

Person 2: That's because I only use inside-screaming to avoid spooking the horse.
by That's Grand May 28, 2024
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Pussy spread

A common phrase originating from a blonde 2024 pom senior at Edmond Memorial High School.

Often used in a musical tune, describing what is desired from a Stillwater boy.

#parkeredwards
Eat me out like pussy spread!” Said Lakyn
by hthompson15 May 28, 2024
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Guts scream

The kind of scream that only gigachads can give out, but rarely do due to the extreme circumstances required for it to happen. It is the manly scream to destroy ALL manly screams. The requirements for the scream to be provoked are:
-The one screaming must be a badass gigachad
-Having a gritty and tragic origin story as to how said gigachad became a gigachad
-Having the gigachad come to care deeply for a large group of people, but especially for a strong independent woman among them.
-The gigachad bearing witness to the leader of said group betraying everyone else in it to the point that everything and everyone the gigachad cared about is either killed, destroyed, or completely mentally broken.

-The gigachad, despite his truly badass abilities, being nonetheless helpless to save anyone he cared about.

The only known person to ever be recorded giving this scream is it's namesake, the main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga Berserk. Specifically, the recording is from the last moments of the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk, where Guts screams in utter rage and horror.
*Griffith turns into Femto after willingly allowing all of his soldiers get devoured by demonic entities, and proceeds to savagely violate Casca while staring directly at Guts, who is pinned down by one of said demonic entities.*

Guts: *Guts scream*
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Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.
Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*
by SeafloorSpreader November 14, 2024
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Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with "Pink Spread" in which one boof' 2C-B.
"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
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