Fiery Sausage

A sausage that is drizzled in fiery, orange hair. This phenomenon occurs when a ginger haired chef is not wearing a hairnet when preparing the sausages.

Shit man, I just took a bite out of my plump sausage and I got a mouthful of orange hair! The chef shed all over my sausage and transformed it into a fiery sausage!

by Cronklet November 14, 2017

Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!

by Cronklet November 15, 2017

Soy sausage surprise

When a female licks him spits it onto a hot dog and eats it

Aye girl did you try your man, super soy sausage surprise

by Sw247 November 15, 2017

dripping sausage

When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips

"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"

by bigal123 November 21, 2017

moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018