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Ryan Sheckler 

Ryan Sheckler is a famous skateboarder who has become a sellout with his new reality show. He is a whiny bitch, but beside that fact for some reason most girls are obsessed with him because of his good looks. However in his hometown of San Clemente(the hometown of this writer)everyone at his school hates him. He has a reputation for being a huge pussy, and douschbag. Him and Tony Panici are not well liked. They are both short douchebags in which everyone is annoyed with. On halloween, they like to drive around drunk and try to hit on young freshman. The following example DID happen.
at a party while someones parents are away...

Partygoer: Hey Ryan Sheckler is all alone at the door, hes trying to get in!
Host: Lock that dumbass out!
Partygoer: Hey hes jumping the fence to your house! and Now hes in your backyard banging on your screen door!....
*Somebody writes 'no pro skateboarders allowed' and puts on screen door.
Host: haha there he goes! That pussy ryan sheckler!
Ryan Sheckler by mollyyyyyyy July 3, 2008

Ryan driver 

someone who speeds smart, always looks out for cops, never drives in peoples blind spots, and has an amazing style in cars.
Ryan driver by guesss_who? November 21, 2010

Ryan Lew 

noun

a person who is chunky and unintelligent
I'm looking for tall, dark, and handsome. All I ever end up with is Ryan lew
Ryan Lew by wahwah123 September 2, 2012

Ryan Reynolds 

A fucking legend, funny dude, everyone loves him. Hes a stud and gets all the girls,with at least a 14 inch S H L O N G. Nobody can compare to his god like beauty. Best at his game and is a literal angel. Love that man <3
Holy shit you are like ryan reynolds
Ryan Reynolds by jesus man 22 October 27, 2020

Ryan’s Chode 

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.
What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!

Ryan Sheckler 

The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.

This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"

"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"