retarditis 

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.

Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.

retarditis by C Had May 9, 2006

Mental retardation

Anti-vaxxer

Hi I'm an anti vaxxer. I have the highest form of mental retardation.

Mental retardation by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019

Retarded boobs 

Boobs at extremeties i.e right boob extremely apart from the left boob

Ana has retarded boobs

Retarded boobs by International expedetioner June 16, 2018

my computer is acting retarded 

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

my computer is acting retarded by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex

When a man, laying flat on his back, is having sex with a women who is sitting on top and facing forward. Right at the very moment when the man is about/during to cum, the woman surprises the man with a full force punch to the solar plexus, aka the middle of the chest. This with cause the mans face to contort and his arms to pull into his chest; like a retarded T-Rex.

It was Stacie man, she pulled a Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex on me last night and I haven't been able to breath right since.

Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex by Genis9000 March 12, 2011

Retarded Animal Babies 

A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.

"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!

Retarded Animal Babies by Yaziyo December 28, 2005

redard 

Someone who spells retard wrong.

guy 1: i'm going to look up retard *types in redard*

redard by betchlin February 1, 2009