Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.

Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!

Surprise Package by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006

packing the penis 

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.

dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee

packing the penis by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006

nigger packed

1. Nigger Packed

A place that is overly full with people or ojects.

"man that gas station is bumpin' with cars, its relly nigger packed"

"wow that ford escort is really nigger packed!"

nigger packed by woo stew January 4, 2005

Badly Packed Kebab 

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

Badly Packed Kebab by FatBob May 15, 2003

fudge packer 

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway

dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.

fudge packer by Zach May 29, 2003

packrunner 

a packrunner is someone who runs for the drugs type shit ( not physically running )

That fat white guy a packrunner for the weed.

packrunner by ggij November 16, 2020

Packerbation

The fanatical fan base of the Green Bay Packers obsessing about their team, especially after winning. This often goes on longer than the original football game, and is very distressing to normal people.

My cheese-head friend Fred got Packerbation by listening to the post-game show for three hours. I just about went nuts after having to hear every play of the game again!

Packerbation by mytwosensesworth November 12, 2012