by Deadhitlerchildren April 26, 2017
A Chunky Jug Muffin is a good looking Fat or Somewhat Fat girl who has Huge TITS!!!!
Also known as a CJM
Also known as a CJM
Did you see that CJM, she has huge fucking titties!
I would like to fuck that CJM's huge JUGGS!
I could get lost in that CJM's tits!
I would like to fuck that CJM's huge JUGGS!
I could get lost in that CJM's tits!
by DRich July 13, 2004
The simple way of getting pregnant with out all the hassle, but isnt real.
is something american girls invented on forums. as they think cybering is too disgusting and too much.
is something american girls invented on forums. as they think cybering is too disgusting and too much.
by MeezAddict July 14, 2008
Damn, did you see that muffin snack by the bar?
Oh my God! Sarah's sister is a muffin snack and a half.
Oh my God! Sarah's sister is a muffin snack and a half.
by Seth/Slade Giles September 04, 2008
During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.
Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!
by Rod Weidin April 20, 2008
a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)
I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.
by Elliot the Dragon December 04, 2008
Someone With both a ugly face and ugly body, more or less the combination of both a butterface (someone with an ugly face and an alright body) and scuffin muffin (someone with a cute face and ugly body).
Could replace the term: Ugly
Could replace the term: Ugly
Girl #1: That girl I hooked up with last night was super hot
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
by NAR-WHAL!!! March 09, 2012