mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017

mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014

mud moth

A ugly girl who hangs around that you don't like and can't get to go away. She's ugly like mud and hovers around like moth around a bright light

That chicks such a mud moth I wiss she would piss off

by Chonggoman April 13, 2015

Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.

Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag

by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022

red mud

when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown

jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall

by e. honda’s jock strap February 13, 2022

mud oppossum

A Midwestern slang term for a half black, half white, apple orchard dweller.

"You ever been out to the Apple Orchard? There's a bunch of mud oppossums out there pickin' apples."

by TarDonkey4475 August 15, 2024

Mud

An adjective applied to a person (usually female) that is ugly and trashy.

Nah bro, that chick's mud

by NZ slang boy October 9, 2021