Golden Musket 

The act of performing homosexual oral sex on two men

Did you hear about oly? He gave two guys a golden musket at the party last night

Golden Musket by pistol mike January 19, 2023

Golden retriever 

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is

Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"

Golden retriever by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Golden-Ruleism 

A form of Voluntaryism or Voluntarism. The idea of Golden-Ruleism is that all transactions and interactions must be voluntary. Golden-Ruleism believes that a government can be voluntary, only holding up the popular moral principle "The Golden Rule". If you treat someone how you wouldn't want to be treated, or more specifically, how the majority of people want to be treated (This is to specify for people who don't understand how other people feel or hate themselves), the government holds this as illegal and can detain you. This relates to Voluntaryism because of the idea of being detained is fine, as long as the wrongdoer used coercion intentionally on another person. Golden-Ruleism just specifies that rather than blatantly saying "Voluntary actions", laws must be made based on whether the majority of people would like the same thing so happen to them.

The ideology of Golden-Ruleism is the backbone of a majority of governments, and is the only necessary restriction of human ability and action.

Golden-Ruleism is a useless daydream, never to be achieved.

Golden-Ruleism by TheVoluntaryRadical February 11, 2023

golden fishing rod 

the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.

THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.

golden fishing rod by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

Golden Donkey by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023

Golden Whirlpool 

When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.

Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.

Golden Whirlpool by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023

Golden Shower 

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

Golden Shower by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023