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golden retriever 

Another word for a gold digger. A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.
"She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."

- Super Furry Animals
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golden nugget 

During sex, the man craps in the woman's mouth and then urinates into the mouth. Hence, the golden nugget.
After banging my bitch, i pulled out, told her to open her mouth, squeezed out a nugget and then turned around and pissed, creating the golden nugget.
golden nugget by jd mcnugent February 10, 2007

golden ticket 

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.
Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
golden ticket by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010

goldilocks zone

a place in space that is neither too hot nor too cold, that has enough surface liquid water and that is therefore suitable for life.
goldilocks zone by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

golden nuggets 

something you can call and overweight golden retriever. little balled up gold balls.
sues dog calypso is such a golden nugget

benjis golden nuggets are amazing
golden nuggets by lipson October 8, 2008

golden bear 

Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.
I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.
golden bear by Cincy December 30, 2007

the golden shot 

when a man urinates in someones mouth.
"Kenny wane game his son the golden shot"