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Jonas Brothers 

A whiny, girl filled band with no talent whatsoever. They are like Hannah Montana and think that they can just whine and call it a song. A sorry excuse for the word 'band' or whatever else they wanna classify themselves.
Fan 1: Oh my god!! screams Its the Jonas Brothers!!!

Me: -_- So maybe I should whine and get other whiners to make a band with me?

Fan 1: gasp They don't whine and they are the greatest band ever!!

Fan 2: They're so hot!!!

Me: walks away
Jonas Brothers by Anonymousx0011 October 16, 2008
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Jonas Brothers 

3 guys who everyone loves cos they think they are hot. Even though they are a bit crap and pointless, I never had anything against them personally. That is until they started ripping off my favourite songs. One of their most disgraceful covers, "One for the radio" is actually by an amazing band called McFly. However, the Jonas Brothers were very sneaky about this. They knew that not that many people knew McFly or OFTR in America, so they decided to cover the song and now everyone thinks it their song cos they don't know the real version. They are apparently fans of McFly, so they shouldnt have done this to them. It was awful. Not only does it not have the "better than an explosion" type sound that is associated with the real band, but nothing about it relates to the JB's. First of all, it was written about being a pop band that people pretend to hate but secretly love, and they are saying that they don't care whether people like them or not. Does this sound like the Jonas Brothers to you? No. Of course they care what people think, they are marketed pretty much only through their looks, and are obsessed with their image. That isnt not caring, so it is hypocritical to sing a song saying that they don't care when they clearly do. Second of all, the "we don't care" backing vocals don't even sound Australian. They are meant to be, because the real song recorded the backing vocals from Australian fans. Still, don't hate the song itself. It is actually a really awesome song, but they ripped it off and destroyed it. And now everyone thinks its by JB when they are obviously not capable of writing such an amazing song. This goes for any others that they have ruined. They must be stopped. Other than that, I don't really care much either way about their music. Whatever. Its not like theyre famous for their music as much as their looks anyway so who cares?
Clueless person: OMG, have you heard their amazing song, One for the radio? The Jonas Brothers are such good songwriters!
Person with brains/ears: Um...no they arent. It's not even their song. They wish it was. Go and listen to the original...its 9,9999999999999 times better!
Jonas Brothers by xKat92x February 19, 2009

Bretherin 

A word used by the brother's of Tau Epsilon Phi to greet one another in passing and in greeting. Also used to announce a brother's entry into a room, house, or situation.
Greeting an individual:
"Ah bretherin Patrick, how art thou?"

A brother enters a room/house/situation:
"BRETHERIN PATRICK, THOU HAST ENTERED THE PORTALS!"
Bretherin by Lou Chorney April 18, 2008

jonein brothers 

a group of friends getting together and jonein on each other
Guy 1: did you see the jonein brothers?
Guy 2: who they be?
Guy 1: Dennis and brian. they be jonein like shit on each other.
jonein brothers by jonein bro. September 22, 2009

Weiner Brothers 

The bond two men share after they have sex with the same girl at the same time. i.e. threesome. This is a bond that can never be broken.
Last night my bro and I eiffel towered this bitch. Now we're weiner brothers. It was chill.

Poo Brothers 

Similar to Blood Brothers, where two best friends stand back to back naked from the waste down. Cheek to cheek they bend over and force out a poo each. When the poo meets in the middle it becomes one symbolising the unbreakable bond of poo brothers.
You're the coolest friend I could ever dream of, do yuu want to be Poo Brothers? You know what they say..... Poo is thicker than water
Poo Brothers by JungleFaceJake January 8, 2013