Shit show

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.

I had a great time at the shit show, I won Caroline a stuffed giraffe!

by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021

DJ Show

when a man is performing a hand job on a woman, 'scratching a record' on her clit; similarly performed by a DJ.

"I'd really love a DJ Show tonight"
"Can you give me a DJ?"

by snshineswethart March 22, 2021

The late show

Police terminology for 3rd shift.where.depending on the precinct.things can either be crazy y pretty tranquil.

Since Harry bosch is now semi retired michael connelly wrote . the late show to introduce us to a new female protagonist

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.

"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"

by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021

Truman Show

When your entirely life has been secretly filmed and broadcast to the world as a popular television show without your knowledge.

I am on a situation much like one one described in the film "The Truman Show."

by Garfelck March 29, 2021

show stopping number

a real show stopper. a show stoppin number, c'mon

friend one: damn, that professor hidgens knows how to write a show stopping number.
friend two: yes he does.

by anonymous April 13, 2021