Douche mcgouche

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.

That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!

by Canditoc January 19, 2017

Deja douche

When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.

"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"

by buckfutter666 March 11, 2014

Diva Douche

A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I cannot wait to burn the jerseys of the diva douches that screwed us over last season.

by DrRorscharch March 14, 2019

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Douche Bag

one who thinks they are the shit. wen in fact they are just shit. very likely to be of a wog or hispanic background. but not necessarily. many an australian people have become douche bags.

liam martin, tim cullen are examples of australian douche bags.
there are too many european douche bags to list

by osulllivan October 8, 2006

douche chill

the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.

bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.

tom: yeah it was your sister.

dick: DOUCHE CHILL!

by lonewolf January 3, 2005

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004