mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023

dick-inputtable

Someone / something into whom / which you would potentially agree to put your penis.

"Hey, have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!"

"The Crème brûlée at that new French restaurant is perfectly dick-inputtable."

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 9, 2018

big dick

something you don't have

you don't have a big dick.

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant January 11, 2022

Air Dicked

When two people are standing and then one procced to grab the head of another and jumps upwards to aim the penis into one's mouth. Therefore You've been air dicked.

OH no, john has been air dicked by Jordan in the park.

by The Backwards Poet March 4, 2025

sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.

"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"

by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 28, 2013

Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.

by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018

vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year

Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night

by Spaggootter May 22, 2016