Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018

My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

A day where u grab a boys duck without a problem

National Grab Dick Day:

Challenge your friends see how many dicks you can grab

by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019

dick sucker

a realy hot person with a wet pussy that wants your dick

damn she is a nice dick sucker

by hgtyuikjhgfdrtyuijhgvfcxz October 24, 2022

Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 13, 2018