GRAB DICK DAY

it’s September 2, just a random day to grab a boys dick

Hey Jonny ,today’s grab dick day

by idontvsco-sksksks August 30, 2019

Dick Rider

Someone who rides dick all the time

Clara Webb is a dick rider because she always rides Coles 1/2 inch dick.

by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019

Dick

What I stuck in your mom

"Hey Bro. I fucked your mom with my dick."

"Bro wtf?"

"I'm now your dad."

by Jaystar 💙 March 4, 2022

Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017

Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick

by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015

slum dick

Your dick after plowing a slumdog.

Carter, be careful on your trip to India! Don't catch that slum dick!

by geezy-t April 25, 2016

Dick

Not me

Person 1: Hey Dick!
Me: I'm not Dick

by Below average joe April 7, 2023