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Dirty Jackson

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal
Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.
by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024
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Dirty Sedat

When you dye your cum and masturbate through a fan in a female's face so she gets some kind of freckles.
Bro... You know I love fake freckles. That's why I gave that girl a Dirty Sedat.
by Saunabesucher April 17, 2020
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Dirty

Dirty aka Lippy is what happens when COVID-19 mutated with STDs/AIDs would be
by Darky08 January 1, 2021
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Dirty Workie

When someone pretty steals your seltzer or snacks out of the work fridge at work
Victim: I think that pretty son of a bitch from production stole my bubly out of the fridge.

Co-worker: you got hit with a dirty workie
by Baby giant January 26, 2021
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The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.
Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.
by BigSos21 September 12, 2011
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dirty christiansen

When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!
by elsbeth May 8, 2022
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Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.
Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.
by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024
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