The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Jews

What you put on your feet.
To take a healthy shower.
A form of cooking.

Ha mom get my Jews.

by anonymous September 28, 2021

Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.

“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”

by Abezhibit August 1, 2021

Jew

Someone with a Jewish religion

Daniel has 2 vapes and won’t give Sasha one for the night he is a Jew

by yeh boi 126987 March 4, 2022

jew saver

kyle chitty saver of the jews number 74 dressed up as hitler and killed everyone from the inside

i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver

by jew savour May 13, 2021

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga

I just learned Jew-jiutsu

by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021