Eye Eye Pirate

You have a woman with one eye. You Move her eye patch and fuck her right in the eye socket. This is the Eye Eye Pirate.

She asked me for the Eye Eye Pirate. It was new and different, and a tight fit too.

by AceLiquor August 3, 2019

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird o’Connell

the most beautiful human being ever. she saved hundreds of people and i would do anything to meet her i love her so much

Do you know who billie eilish pirate baird o’connell/billie eilish is?

Yeah dude, i love billie eilish

by Turningbillie October 8, 2022

elizabeth pinati

Elizabeth is a person that you would wanna run away from. Because she annoys the fuck out of you cause your like half way to class and she drags you all the way back to her locker just cause she doesn't want to walk by herself . All I can say to that is what a fkn pussy. Plus she can't spell for shit. If you ask her to spell "wierd"she wouldn't even know how to spell it.ps. It's weird.

She would go around being such a slut at times cause she's in her hoe faze what girls like to call it or guys would just say there on their period. Umm what else? Fkn give me food please. Ummmm yea I'm done. 😏😱😂😂😇

COW

Being defined as an Elizabeth pinati

Oh look at the board it says wierd, Elizabeth must have written that

by Sozmate September 14, 2017

Pontius Pilate

Presiding judge in the Supreme Court who ruled against OJ Simpson a 1992 capital murder and disorderly conduct trial. Pontius Pilate also presided over the trial of Jesus Christ himself leading to his crucifixion. Pontius Pilate now resides in a 7.3 billion dollar villa, overlooking the pacific ocean in Laguna Beach California, USA and plans to retire in the next millennium..
Age; unknown
Race; Closet Jew
Origin; Holy Bible
Occupation; Supreme Ruler
Super Power; unknown

So it was said, and it shall be done, pontius Pilate has spoken, and pontius Pilate had won.

Pontius Pilate sure was a scrappy elf.

by QuoetryMaster May 27, 2022

Super-duper Paratrooper hug

A Super-duper Paratrooper hug is when you and a friend charge at each other and jump hug in the air, who ever puts the most power into the hug and knocks the hug over will be the renown Super-duper Paratrooper of the hug that just took place.

Charles and Thomas locked eyes, each instantly knowing what the other was thinking. They both sprint towards each other, then jump in a hail of awesomeness, They embrace in a bro hug then in an instant. Thomas knocks over Charles in mid air leaving him battered and bloody. thus the Super-duper Paratrooper hug has been completed.

Thomas unlocked Achievement Super-duper Paratrooper.

by RaikokuX November 13, 2010

pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.

by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010

pirate

A sexual position in which a male spits on a womans back before he ejaculates, and while her head is turned around, thinking he is finished, he elaculates in her eyes, causing her to say "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH" with one eye closed, like a pirate

she looked at me like a total pirate after i finished

by poqwer October 1, 2007