Chef's Kiss

The act of eating vegetables or fruits from a vagina.

My wife carried a carrot in her vagina to her workout yesterday and I gave her a Chef's Kiss when she got home.

by Pole Puller May 21, 2019

Pixy Kiss

When you put pixy stick candy on your tongue, squeeze your lips like a kiss, and blow it out at someones face.

Me: these pixy stix are the best.
Friend: Your sister is being a bitch.
Me: I know, what should i do about it?
Friend: Give her a pixy kiss.

by nacho000 March 30, 2011

kiss the mime

The act of vomitting from the window of a moving vehicle while intoxicated or hung over. Such actions typically cause discoloration around the mouth area from the expelled stomach contents, or from the act of wiping the face with soiled hands. The result is a facial smear that resembles the pattern formed around the mouth after french kissing a mime in full makeup.

Pull over or I'm gonna kiss the mime.

Dude, she was so hung over, she kissed the mime all the way home.

Did you see the puke all over his face? That guy kissed the mime hard.

by Teenicide April 10, 2011

KISS eyes

When your make-up get smudged making you look like a member of the band KISS.

My girlfriend looks especially awesome in the morning with her KISS eyes.

by wordsmuggler May 15, 2011

Kiss Dudes

Another way of saying Fuck off.

Tom: "Dude that shirt is burnt."

Chris: "You know what, kiss dudes!"

by Jimbo_Slice1468 May 12, 2010

Kiss Slip

When you're texting one of your homies and you accidently slip a kiss at the end because your fingers are retarded!

Me: "Hey Tom. Still hungover. Good game bro. I think that stripper was totally into you. Fancy a beer soon? x"

Tom: "Er....WTF"

Me: "Sorry total kiss slip bro!"

by apollo889 June 17, 2013

Banana Kiss

The kiss given to a guy after giving him a blow job.

"I can't figure out if it's gross or cute when she kisses me after sucking my dick."
"Dude it's fine, it's a banana kiss."

by Imak February 11, 2014